The biggest pests the baths have ever seen,
Vibennus is a thief. His son’s a queen.
One’s sticky fingers sneak into your bag,
the other’s always asking for a shag.
Why don’t you just fuck off and go to hell?
you with that hairy arse, which you can’t sell
and you his thieving father. We all know
you steal, he sucks. Don’t hang around. Just go.