Zombie2- For karenhealey
To have the Formerly Alive to tea
is awkward. Wire his jaws, so he can’t bite
your other guests –is forced to be polite.
You chain him up, and hang on to the key
so no one sets him loose. Make a puree
of brains and blood and feed him through a straw.
Toast it on crumpets? He prefers it raw.
Let your friends try it -tell them it’s pate.
Your special guest will moan and toss his head.
Put down some paper towels to catch the drips,
and best not talk of the Apocalypse
to someone who is risen, but still dead.
Observe these rules, take a good hostess’ pains.
Once guests have left, blow out his stinking brains.