Monthly Archives: May 2015

No, one more and that’s the 90s out of the way

CATULLUS 98 You snitch and stink. Your pompous lying tongue rots in your mouth. Find better use for it There's many arseholes you could cleanse of shit or lick a peasant's sandal free from dung. Is hate the one idea … Continue reading

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The last for tonight

CATULLUS 96 Perhaps salt tears taste sweet among the dead, grief sounds soft music in their silent land – So long since we were friends – I'll hold your hand. Share mourning, yearning. Loves the years have shed like leaves. … Continue reading

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Is this Cinna the poet that gets killed in Shakespeare?

CATULLUS 95 Nine years, dear Cinna, and it's worth the wait. Your tenants brought rich harvests in nine times. Nine winters froze. Yet 'Smyrna' isn't late… Hortensius wrote fifty thousand rhymes in those nine years. In far off years and … Continue reading

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On a roll with these

CATULLUS 94 Big Dick fucks. Fucks a lot. It's not a shock. His name has made him into one vast cock. Each spice you cook gives flavour to your wok.

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Oh, and one for election week

CATULLUS 93 You're no one up to whom I care to suck. Caesar – good man or bad? Don't give a fuck.

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I’ve let this go for a week or so

CATULLUS 92 Lesbia can't shut up. I am so vile, she says. I guess that means she loves me still. And so I go on living. All this while I love her and aloud I wish her ill. That's how … Continue reading

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